girlnephew:

finnslay:

things you DO NOT need to be a man

1. a dick
2. he/him pronouns
3. XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

1. the swiftness of a coursing river
2. the force of a great typhoon
3. the strength of a raging fire
4. the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let’s

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

sioltach:

seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

yakultii:

i need to imagine some scenarios

birthdaypigeon:

birthdaypigeon:

Happy birthday Queen

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

shakespork:

guardianofscrewingup:

sloppystyle:

bug boys

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug…”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

youtendtoforget-deactivated2025:

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

valtsv:

when your favorite npc isnt romanceable

mellifluouscountess:

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish… And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

punchline229:

notabrobro:

dominants-dominion:

teathattast:

giragirameganedan:

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

dragon-png:

‘yeag’ is a typo to YOU but to me she conveys a feeling that 'yeah’ does not

alexaloraetheris:

magiccarpetman:

letitrainathousandflames:

elodieunderglass:

alexaloraetheris:

wintersmitth:

caressthosecheekbones:

random-brushstrokes:

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we’re really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak’s Torments of Creative Work again

Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).

My man Leonid continues to be relatable

iratusmagus:

calware:

moonbear131:

calware:

gasterofficial:

calware:

calware:

ALT

ok there. are you guys happy now

can you take away the homestuck blood actually. thanks.

ok

Could you also remove the danganronpa blood please. Much appreciated.

sure.

Perfect.